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Bert Kreischer

I am a Party Animal, Comedian, Actor, Host, Fast Eater, Husband, Dad...I am the Machine. Specials #HeyBigBoy #TheMachine & #SecretTime now on Netflix!

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  • The #HotSummerNightsTour hits the front page of @pollstar_official and the interview definitely includes me talking about my fly being down on a 90 foot drive-in screen. More of these show to come! New dates on sale now!
  • The #HotSummerNightsTour hits the front page of @pollstar_official and the interview definitely includes me talking about my fly being down on a 90 foot drive-in screen. More of these show to come! New dates on sale now!

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  • Hey @jenniferaniston - my bestie (@seguratom) & I would love to have brunch with you at your house! Do us a favor & tag Jen along w/ what we should eat & drink at that brunch!
  • Hey @jenniferaniston - my bestie (@seguratom) & I would love to have brunch with you at your house! Do us a favor & tag Jen along w/ what we should eat & drink at that brunch!

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  • Creator of the Schmoedown Entertainment Network @kristianharloff was at my very first stand-up show and gave me some of the best advice I ever received. Link in my stories!
  • Creator of the Schmoedown Entertainment Network @kristianharloff was at my very first stand-up show and gave me some of the best advice I ever received. Link in my stories!

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  • @mattiseman and I dig into why on earth @shaq does those general commercials. Link in my stories!
  • @mattiseman and I dig into why on earth @shaq does those general commercials. Link in my stories!

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  • RIP Priscilla “Potumus” Kreischer - you were the best dog a family could have ever asked for.  You will forever be missed.
  • RIP Priscilla “Potumus” Kreischer - you were the best dog a family could have ever asked for. You will forever be missed.

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  • Sunsets over sunrises -  ALWAYS!!!
  • Sunsets over sunrises - ALWAYS!!!

  •  0  1,156  25 July, 2020
  • Listening to Mazzy Star - Fade Into You - we are Micky & Mallory Mantle!
  • Listening to Mazzy Star - Fade Into You - we are Micky & Mallory Mantle!

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  • I’ll pay money for anyone who can get me @seguratom’s search history. New #2Bears1Cave - link in my stories!!
  • I’ll pay money for anyone who can get me @seguratom’s search history. New #2Bears1Cave - link in my stories!!

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  • Get your grills and makeshift truck jacuzzis ready!! The #TourBusChamp is bringing the heat to the east coast. Tickets for ADDED DATES on the #HotSummerNightsTour NOW ON-SALE - link in my bio!!
  • Get your grills and makeshift truck jacuzzis ready!! The #TourBusChamp is bringing the heat to the east coast. Tickets for ADDED DATES on the #HotSummerNightsTour NOW ON-SALE - link in my bio!!

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  • NEW DATES ADDED on the #HotSummerNightsTour and they are ON-SALE NOW! It feels great to be getting back on the road!! I’m loving these drive-in comedy shows and we’re keeping the party going this August. Link in my bio.
  • NEW DATES ADDED on the #HotSummerNightsTour and they are ON-SALE NOW! It feels great to be getting back on the road!! I’m loving these drive-in comedy shows and we’re keeping the party going this August. Link in my bio.

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